AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make �PLAIN RICE� in class
&
expect from us to cook �BIRYANI� in exams�!!
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Newton’s 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases.
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3 ways to write exam:
Looking up for
’INSPIRATION’,
Looking down for
’CONCENTRATION’,
Looking around for ’INFORMATION’
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Whch is d most beautiful feeling in the world?
whn u try 2 look at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already looking at u.
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Location:
exam hall;-)
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Whch is d most beautiful feeling in the world?
whn u try 2 look at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already looking at u.
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Location:
exam hall;-)
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Wat’s the most painful sentence other than ’I hate u’?
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"Wat’s your exam result"??
Plz don’t hurt me with tis
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Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
Socha,
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’Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi
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Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
jo hoga vo hokar rahega
us tension me apna vacation barbad na
karna
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exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai
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STUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-t
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe
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exam special shayri....
PYAASI NIGAHO SE JALTA RHA MERI CHAHAT KA DIYA....
kooch importamt bata de mere yaar mene abhi shuru bhi nahi kiya.....
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It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
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