Amazing Truth : When Your Mom Decides To Be In Your Room While You Are On The Computer.. . You Just Switch To GOOGLE And Stare At It..!! :P :D ;-)
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Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..?
Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 Bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics Card..
And Which Laptop Do U Have..?
Girl: Pink Colour Ka.. :P
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Define A Woman....
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won’t Sit ...
Because Shes Getting Late...:
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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Father: I Have Seen You Love Your Mum More Than Me. Do You Love Me Or Your Mum More?
Son: I Love Both Of You Equally Much.
Father: What If I Go America And Your Mum Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?
Son: Paris Of Course, It Is Much Beautiful T
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My Wallet Is Like An Onion; Whenever I Open It.
It Makes Me Cry
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ULTRA HEIGHT OF LAZYNESS-
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SLEEPING & DREAMING..
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In DREAMING also SLEEPING!!!
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I said I’m d sweetest in d world..
God laughed & said- Wait u haven’t met d person reading this..
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MORAL- God also jokes!! ;-)
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Santa- Main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to wahan badaa sa sher tha!!
Banta- Fir kya hua?
Santa- Maine sher se kaha, Aap karlo! Mera to nikal gaya .... :D
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Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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Fakeer: 1 rupia dede baba
Aadmi: Sharam nai ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
Fakeer: Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de
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