TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.
Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.
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After engagement
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r committed now.
Boy: What do u mean, if I m on diet, that doesn`t mean that I can`t look at Menu.
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?
Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.
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Wife: Did u read that news of a husband selling his wife for a cycle. I am sure you won`t do that.
Husband: Oh no! I will look for atleast a car.
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Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
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Santa proposed a girl.
Girl: I am 1 year elder to you.
Santa: No problem dear, I`ll marry you next year.
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One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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