Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:
...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?
...one more time...hey don’t force it ugly!!!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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Quaidabad,malir, kalaboard, airport,colony gate, . natha khan aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena..!!
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.
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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there.
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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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