Tewnty six
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"i couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "what’s your secret for a long happy life?"
"i smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "i also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"that’s amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"twenty-six," he said.
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