Teacher: "if i gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats
Teacher: "if i gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
johnny: "seven."
teacher: "no, listen carefully... if i gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
johnny: "seven."
teacher: "let me put it to you differently. if i gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
johnny: "six."
teacher: "good. now if i gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
johnny: "seven!"
teacher: "johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
johnny: "because i’ve already got a freaking cat!"
Posted By: Menka in Schools Jokes
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