Satan visited a lawyer
Satan visited a lawyer. he was interested in making him a special lawyers’ offer. "if you’re willing to give me one major thing, i can arrange a very special deal for you. i can multiply your income by five or even six. this way, everybody will adore you, look up to you, respect you. you’ll be able to take as much vacation as you wish. nobody will ever call you a lying, cheating lawyer ever again."
"and what do you need in return?" asked the eager lawyer.
"in return i need your wife’s soul, as well as your children’s and their children’s. their souls must prevail in hell for ever and ever."
after pausing a moment, the lawyer asked, confused, "what’s the catch?"
Posted By: Nikhil nelson in Lawyer Jokes
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