Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car
Sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. he gave rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. i have pass.
sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
sardar : keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : dont worry, i have one more.
sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler.
sardar : what is the name of your car ?
lady : i forgot the name, but is starts with "t".
sardar : oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, tea se start hoti hai. hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
boss : where were you born ?
sardar : punjab.
boss : which part ?
sardar : kya which part ? whole body born in punjab.
how will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
simple. just knock the door and they will open it.
Posted By: Miks in Whatever Jokes
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