Kaun banega sardarji
Amitabh: santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! aapke paas teen lifeline hain. ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal:
who is indiaâs prime minister? a: vajpayee b: advani c: zail singh d: amrish puri?
santa singh: vajpayee.
amitabh: sure?
santa singh: yes, sure.
amitabh: confident?
santa singh: yes
amitabh: absolutely sure?
santa singh: yes amitji.
amitabh: lock kar dein?
santa singh: yes.
amitabh: sahee jawab! aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
santa singh: oye! ullu mat banaa! paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!
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