Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office.
after his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. he said, "your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. if you dont follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. be pleasant at all times. for lunch make him a nutritious meal. for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"dont burden him with chores. dont discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. do not nag him. most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"if you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, i think your husband will regain his health completely."
on the way home, the wife 2 asked er husband, "what did the doctor say?"
husband said" you are going to die?"
Posted By: Akshay r in Medical Jokes
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