Chemistry of luv..!!
Chemistry of love
symbol: ilu
atomic no. : 2
atomic weight: varies from couple to couple
position on periodic table: close to heart
occurrence: occurs in highly reactive state in college compounds, cinema halls, parks and bus stops.
method of preparation:
· by action of beauty upon heart, an exothermic reaction resulting in higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat.
· by combination of two complex compounds commonly known as a boy and a girl.
catalysts used:
friends, cousins, movies, restaurants and a highly active imagination.
reducing agents: parents, neighbors, teachers and society.
· girl + parents ª explosion resulting in loss of saline water from tear glands.
· boy + reducing agents ª rebellions
physical properties:
physical state : gas at human temperature.
color: varying shades of pink.
odor: strong enough to sweep one off one’s feet.
chemical properties:
· action on scientists : love + scientist ª philosopher
· action on teenagers : love + teenager ª poet
· reacts vigorously with suppression.
· cannot be dissociated by use of "scold" and "beat" energy.
uses:
· helps in food economy, as one who is in love forgets to eat and drink.
· small and subtle dosage is necessary, as it is good for the body and the mind.
· raw material for movie theme.
· non-conventional source of energy.
inference:
though chemistry and i tried to define love, it still remains undefined!!
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