Bio-data of santa
Santa sent his bio data - to apply for a post in microsoft corporation, usa.
a few days later he got this reply:
dear mr. santa,
you do not meet our requirements. please do not send any further correspondence. no phone call shall be entertained.
thanks
bill gates.
santa jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
he arranged a press conference:
bhaiyo aur unki behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.
everyone was delighted. santa continued: ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaunga? par letter
angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
dear mr. santa >> pyare santa bhaiyya
you do not meet >> aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement >> humko to zaroorat hai
please do not send any further correspondence >> ab letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.
no phone call >> phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained >> bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
thanks >> aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
bill gates. >> tohar bilva
Posted By: Noopur tiwari in Men/Women Jokes
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