Bad news and very bad news.
Doctor: i have some bad news and some very bad news.
patient: well, might as well give me the bad news first.
doctor: the lab called with your test results. they said you have 24 hours to live.
patient: 24 hours! thats terrible!! what could be worse? what’s the very bad news?
doctor: i’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Posted By: Noopur tiwari in Medical Jokes
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