A santa can be so stupid that: -
He puts make up on his head so he can make up his mind
he gets stabbed in a shoot out
he sends a fax with a stamp on it
he tries to drown a fish
he tries to push a bird of a cliff
he thinks socialism means partying
he trips over a cordless phone
he takes a ruler to bed to see how long it sleeps
he puts sagittarius in the box for ’sign here’ on the application form
he studies for a blood test and fails
he sells the car for gas money
he misses the 44 bus and takes the 22 twice
he drives to the airport and sees a sign that said ’airport left’ turns around and goes home
he gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
he calls you to get your phone number
he spends 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
he tells you to meet at the corner of ’walk’ and "don’t walk"
he tries to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
he sits on the tv and watches the couch
he thinks that a quarterback was a refund
he gets locked in a grocery store and starves to death
he would give you change when u gave him a penny for his thoughts
they had to burn down the school to get him out of third grade
he puts ’hooked on phonics’ under education on the application form
he takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
he would be speechless if he spoke his mind
he thinks that boyz ii men was a day-care centre
he thinks that meow mix was a record for cats
he ask for a price check at the dollar store
he thinks you need a token to get on soul train
he went home and got 16 friends when he saw the nc-17 (under 17 not admitted)
he moved when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home
he thinks that taco bell is where you pay your phone bill.
he laughs at a joke on saturday when he was told it on the wednesday.
Posted By: Noopur tiwari in Whatever Jokes
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