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My girl and me, we are so perfect,
she loves me, and I love myself too...
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
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Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..
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Lovers r Outgoing Calls ;
Aunties r Tollfree Calls ,
Callgirls r Roaming Calls ;
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.
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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
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