A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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A General asks a young lady officer,
how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir
& the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
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I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room,
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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This is your mobile operator we can see
that you are too dump to use your mobile
please put it on the floor and start jumping on it.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said...
"Come on over, there’s nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women,
its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man,
its $$$ per minute!
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Skin meets Skin When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair n balls disappear..
dirty mind its when
u BLINK UR EYES ....
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