Seven foot lunch
Three genteel ladies went lunching
at a sophisticated hotel.
their elevator door opened;
they gasped, and their faces fell.
a seven-foot man was inside,
with an intimidating expression.
they got in anyway;
they were the very souls of discretion.
"sit!" the man yelled, and they sat,
in their luncheon finery,
they went up; then the door slid aside;
the man left, abashedly.
his dog had been behind him;
at lunch they got a note.
the basketball star paid their bill;
"my apologies, and my treat," he wrote.
Posted By: Tanya Arora in Others Jokes
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