Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
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| girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
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| Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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| It is the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere, U must never stop doing it. It is called Prayer, God bless ur naughty mind.
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| Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gay.
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| There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great. I want 10 of them.
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