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Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below ’C’ level
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don’t think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!
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mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kya Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can�t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I�m sending you just 1 joke
�You are so beautiful�
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If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles..
So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
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Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer
We tried our best cant say anything right now
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No
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