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The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study?
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What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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I’m late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn’t come back for a day and a half.
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye .
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi naheya... IMMI.
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Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women .
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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World’s
Smallest
resignation
letter?

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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