Marriage
Marriages are made in heaven
, then what are made in hell?
ans : the days after marriage
during marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
he is given his last chance to run away.
i wrote ur name on the sand ............ .
it got washed away,
i wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
love is like a cigar
it starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
but dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
true love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend rs.50/-buy a pillow
dear friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
are u really deaf ?
i had vodka with water
i felt drunk
i had whisky with water
i felt drunk
i had rum with water
i felt drunk
i swear i’ll never drink water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
student : wow !
the human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r born.... until you fall in love
smile - is a language of love
smile - is a source to win hearts...
smile - creates greatness in ur personality
so....
brush ur teeth today onwards
a cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
a beer shortens your life by 4 min..
a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
history teacher : from where to where did the mughals rule ?
student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
teacher : u failure ! @ ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
Posted By: Miks in Teachers Jokes
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