Funny SMS Collection

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D’

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is

listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
�YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI�

Sab profesrs utar gaye�
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje a

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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aaj raat
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12 baje ke bad
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ek bajega

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

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Banta falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

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What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don’t u give him a surprise?

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2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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