Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
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Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?"
Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!
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Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.
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An Elephant,Cow anda Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
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Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge.........
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
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| Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...
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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
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Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....
Tumhara MOBILE bekaar ...
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