Master g bacchy ka lunch kha gaye.
Master g: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogey?
Baccha masumiyat sey: Master g main ammi sey keh dunga ke meri roti kutta kha gaya...
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8 yrs ka ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "kya re is umar me hi bidi pine laga."
ladka - "nahi ye mere chote bhai ke liye hai mujhe 1 paket willes dedo."
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Girl: Ye raatein ye hawaye ye chandni ye ghataye ye nadiya ye kinare
BF: Abe tu pyar kr rahi he ya mausam ki jankari de rahi he
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
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GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mausam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek Hai, Mausam Naya Dal do
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Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B’day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B’day kese?
Santa:Hum Semester System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-)
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Rajinikanth once pulled the head of a horse upward. Its descendants are
today called giraffes.
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Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"
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Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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Bhanja: Mujhe 200/rs do,
Mama: Tujhe rupaye ki nahi aqal ki zarurat hai,
Bhanja: Ab mai apse wahi cheez to mangunga jo apke paas hai
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