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Joke of The Day - Sunday 25th January 2015

Sardarji
) sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. he gave rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. i have pass.



sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.



boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.



sardar : keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.



2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : dont worry, i have one more.



sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks sardar why are

you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler.



sardar : what is the name of your car ?

lady : i forgot the name, but is starts with "t".

sardar : oye kamaal ki gaadi hai, tea se start hoti hai. hamaara gaadi

petrol se start hoti hai.



boss : where were you born ?

sardar : punjab.

boss : which part ?

sardar : kya which part ? whole body born in punjab.



how will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

simple. just knock the door and they will open it.




Posted By: Aman
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