Baccha aur parents
Baccha:papa hum mummi ko mummi kyu kehte he?
papa:humm, to aaj se hum mummi ko bakri bulange.
baccha:mummi hum papa ko papa kyu bulate hai?
mummi:humm , to aaj se hum papa ko saand bulaenge.
baccha:papa hum sofa ko sofa kyu bulate hai?
papa:thik hai beta aaj se hum sofa ko gutter bulange.
baccha:mummi hum mehman ko mehman kyu bulate hai?
mummi:thik hai aaj se hum mehman ko murge wale bulange.
fir
ghar me mehman aate hai
bacch:aao aao murge walo,gutter pe betho,bakri khana bana rahi hai aur saad naha raha hai.
Posted By: Pranjalee in Whatever Jokes
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